Kiss
Puke
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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