Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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