wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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