Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
then he tried to convert me to islam
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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