No, you can still breathe under the balls.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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