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• Don't we all sister

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:06am

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• Mine does.... Prove me wrong!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:41am

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• Ron white

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:08am

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• Amazing! Your father told me the same thing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:05am

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• Much funnier when Ron white said it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:56am

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• Amen to that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53am

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• Me too...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:12am

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• Wow same.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:15am

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• I wish semen tasted like ANYTHING other than semen....

  Submitted by freshwaterotter on Feb 10, 10 at 11:56pm

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• 4:31, go set your face on fire. Regardless of diet, semen is still going to taste more or less LIKE SEMEN.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:26pm

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• I think everyone wishes this. Could you even imagine how many more blowjobs would be given out?

  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 10, 10 at 9:39pm

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• Amazing! Your paternal parent told me the same thing. (beat THAT TFLN censors)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:07am

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  • Your "intellect" blows my mind. Just saying...

    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 10, 10 at 10:45am

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• First to claim first. Hell yea that makes a total of 14 firsts, 36 seconds, 53 thirds, and way too many 4ths to count!! Beat that bitches!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:41am

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  • Go the fuck back in the womb until your brain has sufficiently developed. Okay? Cool.

    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 10, 10 at 10:47am

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• Wow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:09am

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• Amen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:19am

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• A men, seriously.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:57pm

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• Me too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:47pm

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• Well if that was the case I would try my own cum

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:28pm

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• These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:13pm

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• Ripped from Ron White

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:20am

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• Or at least coconut. -sephy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:15pm

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• To 11:28 HELL YEAH!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:55am

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• What a fatty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:50am

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• Obviously you don't have enough chocolate in your diet... Can a brotha get a hell yeah?!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:28am

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• That's a Ron White reference.

  Submitted by severusgrape on May 10, 11 at 1:53am

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• Black peoples does

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:14pm

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• stolen from ron white

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:18am

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• 8===============D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:35pm

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• Omg yumm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:26am

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• Me too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:10pm

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• Damn me too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:53pm

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• Pineapple juice.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:20am

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• 11:56 it's not like it tastes that bad, in fact it doesn't taste like much...it depends on what the guy eats...pineapple is a good additive to a diet, it make tge cum sweeter...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:17pm

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• amen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:17am

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• OMG YESSSSS I WOULD BE GIVING HEAD EVERYDAY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:59pm

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• Amen!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:15pm

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• If they eat the right food it can taste sweat and delicious... :-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:31pm

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• Don't we all.

  Submitted by hayleylujah on Jan 12, 11 at 3:01pm

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• I wish it did!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:47pm

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• To some people it does

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:35pm

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• Ditto

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:29pm

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• Stolen from Ron white

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:58pm

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• Now that Kraft have bought Cadbury, who knows - maybe the opposite will come true

  Submitted by Klamath on Feb 10, 10 at 2:06pm

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• I like how it tastes but that'd be clutch! Lol

  Submitted by anonymous422 on Dec 10, 10 at 4:27pm

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• Amen!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:39pm

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• It tastes like warm, sea water

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:15pm

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• It doesn't, but apparently it's just as fattening...

  Submitted by RoseF32 on Feb 10, 10 at 8:09am

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• I wish a woman's privates didn't taste like fish, i would rather have the taste of salt water in my mouth then rancid Captain D's

  Submitted by vodkaisfun on Jun 19, 10 at 4:07am

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• Don't we all...*sigh*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:01pm

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• 11:56-like Op-don't we all...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:46am

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• Ahem... Google 'Slumber Parties' They have good flavors for the back of ur throat so u can give head! =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:31am

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• Ive ben sayin this imean whoever invents pills that can make this happen will be rich

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:08am

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• Definitly from Ron white, but mark my words, the first person to make his jizz taste like chocolate will recieve an unending horde of women hungery for his chocolate cock

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:42pm

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• So does your dad.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:05am

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• Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@2

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:27pm

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• 1:15 not if they drink beer!!

  Submitted by high_as_a_kite24 on Feb 10, 10 at 6:40pm

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• Ahaha I told my bf to make his cum turn onto YumYum's pumpkin cream filling, sucking dick would be such a treat! Hr said he's gonna work on it...maybe for valentine's day!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:16pm

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• Amen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:35am

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• Don't we all!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:05pm

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