His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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