i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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