no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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