Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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