he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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