So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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