in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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