I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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