Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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