we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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