it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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