I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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