i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it because I queefed?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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