We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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