If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
