Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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