I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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