I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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