How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
nutella sex= disaster
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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