told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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