sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
