Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The best revenge is premature balding
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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