Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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