Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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