:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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