office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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