I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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