That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
