Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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