Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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