Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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