Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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