gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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