I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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