Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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