So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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