He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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