We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
