I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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