Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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