i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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