i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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