why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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