R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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